Picture Ass: A female teacher was teaching his students on the first day of school. Above the blackboard he tried to draw an apple, then he turned around he asked his disciples, "What is this picture?"





No doubt the students simultaneously exclaimed: "Ass!" Hearing the answer, the teacher cried, half ran to the principal to complain about the behavior of their students.

Looking at the cries of the women teachers, principals without asking why, just barged into the classroom, and with emotion he rebuked the disciples: "You really dare mock a teacher! What are you doing to him?!"

Shortly classroom became silent, all pupils so dumbfounded, the principal then turned toward the blackboard, he got angry when he saw what was depicted on the board "This is too much, you even dare to draw butt on the board!" The teacher heard the woman fainted.

Railway Asshole: There is a young man in the northern Sumatran there, happened to be watching a movie at the cinema in the region. One scene in the film is a sexy girl who was trying to take her clothes off, then continued with open shirt inside.

And finally, it was the scene where the girl should be open also entirely. But before she was successful, suddenly there Railway passing and cover girl. After the train passed the girl was already fully dressed back.

Kecewalah ucok, after a while I can stop his heart pounding. The next day, the Ucok come again, buy a ticket again, watching the same movie again. And disappointed again. Without know the word surrender, even the next day he still watch again until a few days.

Tailor ticket curious to see this, then ask it. "Hey Lay .. If no one, have you watched this pilem many times? Why did they come too?" The Ucok replied, "Ah right times the bang, but I'm sure bang, one day, the train must goddamn late."

Fear Fined: A father that is very, very stingy invited her daughter to ride a helicopter. At first the father did not agree because they have to pay but because he was affectionate with his son agreed.

Having arrived at the helicopter, the pilot says "Up to pay U $ 100, if you talk over later fined U $ 500 but if you do not speak a word would I love U $ 1,000."

After agreeing with the agreement, helicopters flown by the pilot by means of maneuvering and somersaults above. After reaching the pilot landed stingy father said to me, "Oh you are great, do not speak a word."

The father said, "Actually, I want to talk just now, but fear fined." "You want to say?" asked the pilot. "My son fell," replied the father.

Letter to Wife: A man was on holiday to Bali. His wife was on a business trip to Jakarta and plans to join the next day. When we reached the hotel, he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.

Unable to find a scrap of paper in which he recorded his wife's e-mail address, then he tried to do our utmost to send an e-mail keistrinya. Unfortunately, he forgot the letters and e-mails are bolted directly go to a woman whose husband had just died one day before.

When the grieving woman was checking the contents of the e-mail, he shouted with a great and fell onto the floor and died instantly. His family immediately ran into his room and saw the letter on the computer screen.

"My wife is dear, I just got here. Everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow."

Powerful tool: A man came to the Institute of science is where the researchers demonstrated their findings and obtain patents for such inventions. "I have found the tool to create a human being can speak to another human being in places far apart."